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Search Google [**Prev ![](https://bulletin.ambulnz.com/hubfs/Blog%20Images/emt-saves-baby-on-nyc-subway.png) my baby’s not breathing! | a living inspired story ](https://bulletin.ambulnz.com/blog/my-babys-not-breathing-a-living-inspired-story) [**Next ![](https://bulletin.ambulnz.com/hubfs/Blog%20Images/ac-green-ambulnz-new-year-resolutions.png) a new approach to new year resolutions ](https://bulletin.ambulnz.com/blog/lakers-ac-green-ambulnz-new-year-resolutions) ### What if Santa was also an EMT? **December 20, 2017 You can’t say the thought hasn’t crossed your mind. “What if that allusive man in red had a day job?” And not just any job, but worked as an EMT. Here’s how we’d imagine Santa’s epic flight around the world would happen. You know…after pulling a twelve hour shift the night before. - Bad boys and girls would receive cotton swabs - All of his reindeer would have IVs to keep them hydrted - Your stocking stuffer would be a copy of your vitals he took while you were sleeping - He'd have a partner - His suit would include tactical boots - Christmas carols would be pretty gruesome - He'd be used to the crazy hours - He'd know all the good late night food spots...but would probably be interrupted halway through eating - He'd have a magical refilling coffee thermos - His sled would have lights and sirens - The elves would dispatch which house is next - He could backboard himself from any chimney-related injuries - He would track how long it takes to go from home to home ![If_Santa_Were_an_EMT-01-1.png](https://bulletin.ambulnz.com/hs-fs/hubfs/Blog%20Images/If_Santa_Were_an_EMT-01-1.png?width=1667&name=If_Santa_Were_an_EMT-01-1.png "If_Santa_Were_an_EMT-01-1.png") [![Share on Facebook](https://static.hubspot.com/final/img/common/icons/social/facebook-24x24.png)](http://www.facebook.com/share.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fbulletin.ambulnz.com%2Fblog%2Fif-santa-was-an-emt%3Futm_medium%3Dsocial%26utm_source%3Dfacebook) [![Share on LinkedIn](https://static.hubspot.com/final/img/common/icons/social/linkedin-24x24.png)](http://www.linkedin.com/shareArticle?mini=true&url=https%3A%2F%2Fbulletin.ambulnz.com%2Fblog%2Fif-santa-was-an-emt%3Futm_medium%3Dsocial%26utm_source%3Dlinkedin) [![Share on Twitter](https://static.hubspot.com/final/img/common/icons/social/twitter-24x24.png)](https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?original_referer=https%3A%2F%2Fbulletin.ambulnz.com%2Fblog%2Fif-santa-was-an-emt%3Futm_medium%3Dsocial%26utm_source%3Dtwitter&url=https%3A%2F%2Fbulletin.ambulnz.com%2Fblog%2Fif-santa-was-an-emt%3Futm_medium%3Dsocial%26utm_source%3Dtwitter&source=tweetbutton&text=What%20if%20Santa%20was%20also%20an%20EMT%3F) [![Share on Email](https://static.hubspot.com/final/img/common/icons/social/email-24x24.png)](mailto:?subject=Check%20out%20https%3A%2F%2Fbulletin.ambulnz.com%2Fblog%2Fif-santa-was-an-emt%3Futm_medium%3Dsocial%26utm_source%3Demail%20&body=Check%20out%20https%3A%2F%2Fbulletin.ambulnz.com%2Fblog%2Fif-santa-was-an-emt%3Futm_medium%3Dsocial%26utm_source%3Demail) ### Recent posts ### Subscribe to Email Updates ### CATEGORIES - 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